This gif of how a zipper works is oddly calming.
You are now relaxed. You will have a great day. This zipper gif’s got you covered.
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You’re in the airport, waiting at your gate. Having been waiting for several hours, you are becoming fidgety and annoyed. You hope the plane comes soon. And, soon, you hear the noise of a plane outside. You stand up and look out the window. Docked at the gate is Jay Jay the Jetplane. He looks directly into your eyes. This is going to be the worst vacation ever.
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
They say she took his heart, but really he ripped it out and handed it to her. Mary and Nick from Everlost for that anon <3
That part in a book where everything you’ve been waiting for finally happens.
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